Whose instruments would you destroy?

Whose instruments would you destroy, and, how would you do it? These are the type of thoughts that keep me awake at night. Maybe I should cut down my sugar intake at bedtime?
So to answer my own question from the current music scene: I would take Lewis Capaldi’s guitar and throw it into one of those wood chippers that the tree surgeons use. I can’t explain why but I just do not like his music at all.
I would also like to destroy all of the instruments belonging to Whitesnake and Def Leopard. My method would be quite satisfying. I would put them into an industrial-sized microwave. Turn it on for 20 minutes and just watch the sparks fly. As the final act, I would gather up all the Ashes and cast them into The Eternal Fires of Siliconhell.
If you need any inspiration check out the clip below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvW20wfFe9Y
So my question to you is “Whose instruments would you destroy, and, how would you do it?”.
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